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My Awkward World



my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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I’m not where I need to be, but thank God I’m not where I used to be.”

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fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

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In ancient Greece a man could be called a kinaidos (“pervert”) if he by his clothes or sexual behaviour transgressed the distinction between male and female. Well, Dionysus is so a kinaidos. And he’s proud of it too.

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If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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Barcelona, Spain

this is so cute i cant even hold back how much i love it

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Pillared hallway leading to Amba Vilas

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La Sagrada Familia, Barcelona, Spain St Nicolaaskerk Church, Amsterdam, the Netherlands 'Glory Window,' Chapel of Thanksgiving, Dallas, Texas Nasir Al-Mulk Mosque, Shiraz, Iran Metropolitan Cathedral of Saint Sebastian, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil


When stepping into a holy place, our eyes seek the light. If we’re lucky, the light will be shining through a stained glass window, adding illumination and beauty at once. Stained glass windows tell stories, educate and inspire.

And these are the most beautiful in the world. 

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So i have this giant pencil right


I think we all know where this is going.


the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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